Florida State University
Did all the males die? WE NEED MORE TESTOSTERONE!!
Lol, since when is it a bad thing to be outnumbered by women? Especially when FSU is known for the best looking girls ;)
FSU PEOPLE ON TUMBLR I HAVE AN URGENT QUESTION:
Does Jimmy Johns deliver to Dirac?
Wait, first, when does Jimmy Johns close? Will it still be open at midnight? Should I just order Papa Johns? Does Papa Johns deliver to Dirac?
Has anyone ever noticed that Jimmy Johns and Papa Johns both end in John?
Don’t answer that last question.
For future reference, JJ’s won’t deliver to Dirac exactly. You have to abandon your computer and walk your ass out to the street by Richards (the Physics building)/Smith/Kellum
Holy hell it’s 3:30 and I have to be up at 6:50 and why the fuck am I awake. I’m a dumb fuck.
Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.
I would legit get this and just throw my kids and let them live their lives in there
i would get this and just lock my kids up in the main house and live my life in there
I can’t even handle this. XD
#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)
We take Harry Potter very seriously here
Lol, as soon as I was halfway through the OP’s rant I was like “NOPE WRONG!”
My family and I when FSU lost on Saturday
They’re so pathetic. Let me tell you something about UF. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in 1851, we became the Seminary West of the Suwannee and our campus was totally gorgeous and then we became FSU, and UF was like, weirdly jealous of us. Like, if we would scalp the Gators two years in a row, they’d be like, “Why didn‘t you call us back?” And we’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with us?” So then, for our final game of the season, which was an all-Seminoles pool party, we were like, “UF, we can’t invite you, because you’re in jorts.” I mean we couldn’t have someone in jorts at our party. There were gonna be FSU students there in garnet and gold. I mean, right? They are GATORS. So then their mom called our mom and started chomping at her, it was so backwoods. And then they dropped out of the SEC because no one would talk to them, and they came back in the fall, all of their hair was cut into a mullet, and now I guess they’re on crack.
Oh. Dear. God. I can’t handle this.
Lol, searching random words.
The bored tag is filled with pictures of kids in dorms.
Proof college is not EVERYONE getting crazy drunk every night, lol